Compilation of Wynpress
18 April
25 April
2 May
9 May
16 May
Barnard
Overbosch
Todd
Smith
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Klotz-Gleave
Vivian
Michalowsky
Munday
Overbosch
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Knight
Cleveland
Knight
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Knight
Hovstad
Van Eeden
James
Bird
Michalowsky
Bird
James
Danckwerts
Gowdy
Hovstad
Loyal Toast
Danckwerts
Murphy
Gowdy
Hovstad
James
International Toast Speaker Introduction
James
Munday
Van Eeden
Knight
Michalowsky
Overbosch
James
N/A
Murphy
Van Eeden
Murphy
Barnard
N/A
Williams
Lidgley
Door Duty Grace
Speaker Thanks
IF YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR ROSTERED DATE, PLEASE SWAP WITH ANOTHER ROTARIAN AND INFORM THE DUTY SERGEANT
JACKPOT In Graham’s absence, and with the jackpot a touch under R3000, Dennis decided to make his move again, but was thwarted when his luck deserted him and he couldn’t find the elusive king. Now that the jackpot will be over R3000, and only 10 cards left, it can’t be long until somebody will be going home with some spare cash!
PRESIDENT’S QUOTES “Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.” - John F. Kennedy “Negotiating means getting the best of your opponent”. Marvin Gaye
TAILPIECE Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on yet another holiday and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’ Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’ Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. ‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled Tony.. ‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’ Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. ‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to Tony. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’ Tony looked around and glanced nervously at Yvonne. ‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked. That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’ ‘No gym to work out at?’ said Tony ‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer. ‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’ ‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’ Tony glared at Yvonne and said, ‘You and your Bran Flakes!!!! We could have been here ten years ago!’