Compilation of Wynpress Door Duty Grace Loyal Toast International Toast Speaker Introduction Speaker Thanks
PUBLIC HOLIDAY
Sergeant
16 August
30 August
6 September
Smith
Knight
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Williams Knight Danckwerts Vivian Van Wyk Vivian Murphy
PROGRESSIVE SUPPER
9 August
13 September
20 September
Wetmore
van Wyk
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Barnard
Bird
Baker Danckwerts
Knight
Knight
Danckwerts
Wild
Bredenkamp
Wild
Williams
Williams
Murphy
Bird
Danckwerts
TBA
TBA
Bredenkamp
Barnard
Wild Barnard N/A
Williams
N/A
Knight
Williams
Wetmore
James
Danckwerts
IF YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR ROSTERED DATE, PLEASE SWAP WITH ANOTHER ROTARIAN AND INFORM THE SERGEANT WHO IS ON DUTY THAT DAY
PROGRAMME August 2012
Committee: van Wyk, Gowdy, Overbosch, Todd, Wild
Thursday 9
Public Holiday
Thursday 16
Peter Sharples from Wonderbag - how to cook your food without using electricity.
Tuesday 21
Combined Interact Induction – WBHS at 5.30 for 6pm
Thursday 23
Board meeting
Thursday 30
Progressive Dinner
September 2012
Committee: Knight, Baker, Cleveland, Munday, Orsmond
Thursday 6
Business meeting & visit by AG Roy Zazeraj
Thursday 13
Melanie Jones - Environmental Awareness (Combined with Rotaract at Palms Guest House, Wynberg)
Thursday 20
Sarah Yousuf – Wynberg Ambassadorial Scholar
Thursday 27
Board meeting
Saturday 29
Painting at Isiphiwo with Rotaract
October 2012
Committee: James, Danckwerts, Schreiber, Smith, Williams
Thursday 4
Business meeting
Wednesday 10
Combined meeting with Rotaract
Thursday 18
TBA
Thursday 25
Board meeting
December 6
Visit by DG Mike Ochse
ROTARACT CORNER This will include extracts from their minutes that concern us or where we can help. •
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Isipiwho: The grade R classes (letter and number games outside) to be painted, the sick room needs to be painted and decorated and jungle gym needs painting. Saturday, 29 September or if it rains will can move it to Saturday, 6 October. We will provide the paint for the sick room and the outside games. Rotarians could help in providing guidance and lunch (wors rolls) and cooldrink. Rotaract will supply all materials. Rotaract conference 2013: Wynberg Rotaract were successful in their bid to host the conference next year.
TAILPIECE
A Sign On The Lawn At A Drug Rehab Center Said: ‘Keep Off The Grass.’ The Midget Fortune-Teller Who Escaped From Prison Was A Small Medium At Large. The Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas And Pepper Spray Is Now A Seasoned Veteran. A Backward Poet Writes Inverse. In A Democracy It’s Your Vote That Counts. In Feudalism It’s Your Count That Votes. If You Jumped Off The Bridge In Paris, You’d Be In Seine. Two Fish Swim Into A Concrete Wall. One Turns To The Other And Says ‘Dam!’ Two Hydrogen Atoms Meet. One Says, ‘I’ve Lost My Electron.’ The Other Says ‘Are You Sure?’ The First Replies, ‘Yes, I’m Positive.’ Did You Hear About The Buddhist Who Refused Novocain During A Root Canal? His Goal: Transcend Dental Medication.