Compilation of Wynpress
International Toast Speaker Introduction Speaker Thanks
IF YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR ROSTERED DATE, PLEASE SWAP WITH ANOTHER ROTARIAN AND INFORM THE DUTY SERGEANT
TAILPIECE Some paraprosdokians (look it up) for you to ponder; If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good Evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’ I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.