President Karen’s recent acquisition of a new computer inspired a lighthearted reflection on technology’s quirks, as she shared a whimsical Dr. Seuss poem about computer malfunctions. The verse, best read aloud, humorously personifies the chaos of technical errors—ranging from misfiring packets and corrupted data to floppy disks aborting and screens distorting under “the side effects of gauss.” The poem’s playful tone underscores the universal frustration of dealing with uncooperative machines, while its rhyming rhythm and vivid imagery make the mundane frustrations of IT life feel oddly poetic. Karen’s choice to highlight the poem resonated with members, sparking conversations about