Compilation of Wynpress
Danckwerts
Danckwerts Gavin Wetmore Danckwerts
Door Duty
Du Plessis
Grace
van Wyk
Loyal Toast
Vivian
International Toast Speaker Introduction Speaker Thanks
Todd
4 July
Induction Dinner for Rotary Wynberg’s 65th President: Mowbray Golf Club 18h00 for 18h30. More detailed has been sent via email
van Niekerk Cleveland We will be raiding another club. Note on the Wed and not Thurs
Wetmore van Niekerk Williams Du Plessis van Wyk N/A TBA
Murphy
N/A Smith
PRESIDENT’S QUOTES “Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they chagne things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” Steve Jobs PROGRAMME June 2014
Committee: Barnard, Bird, Hovstad, Michalwsky, Wetmore, Jackson, Schonegevel
12June
Retreat Rotaract meeting
12 June
Normal meeting – Mary Tata
16 June
Youth Day
18 June
WynbergRotaract meeting
19 June
Induction Dinner
26 June
Retreat Rotaract meeting
26 June
Normal meeting
27 June
School holidays start
July 2014
Committee: van Wyk, Gowdy, Overbosch, Todd, Murphy, Klotz-Gleave, van Niekerk
3 July
Business Meeting
10 July
STEP student - Alina Topp and her host parents the Lays
17 July
Normal Meeting
24 July
Normal Meeting
JACKPOT: The Jackpot stood at R890.00 with the 9♦ to be drawn. Michael drew Karen’s name who could only find the 5♥. Ag shame!!! Attendance prize of R20 (coins!!) was won by Are. TAILPIECE: Password During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyNewYork; “When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. Self-appraisal A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialled a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy: “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.” Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.” Woman: I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn. Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free. Woman: No, thank you. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy. Store Owner: “Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a Job.” Boy: “No thanks, Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one. Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to?”